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[Coming to a cranium near you! This is too funny. Also too real. Forwarded by our good friend, Len Eskey, he writes (although “I” isn’t Len, it’s anyone for whom the shoe fits…:O). Ed.]
Recently, I was diagnosed with AAADD—Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests itself:
I decide to water my garden. […]

You have got to see these videos on myspace.com! Tyson also has his own website (click “enter” to watch the video)! I say, a dog who taught himself how to skateboard deserves his own website! You gotta see it!
(Right now I’m wondering what Bruce Kent ’s “Tyson” has done for us lately…?)

[Forwarded by daughter, Julie, 1-15-06]
Amongst all the crap floating on the net, there comes once and awhile a gem (click photo to enlarge)…

[Forwarded by Pete Mullen, 8-26-06]

Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.
There are 5,000 types of snake [in the world] and 4,998 live in North Carolina.
There are 10,000 types of spider [in the world]. All ten thousand live in North Carolina, plus a couple no one’s seen before.
“Onced” and […]

[Email from Bruce Kent, 5-1-06]
Last week I purchased a burger and fries at McDonalds for $3.58.
The counter girl took my $4.00 and I pulled eight cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and three pennies. While looking at the screen on her register, I sensed her […]

[Forwarded by Linda Clifford (class of ‘64), 4-10-06. Ed. With all due respect to our cherished redneck brothers and sisters, this is funny. I’m not sure exactly how or why, but there’s no denying its delicious humor…]
Here is the 2006 version of…”You know your a redneck when…”
1. You take your dog for a walk and […]

[Forwarded by Bruce Kent, 2-24-06]
A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house:
FOR SALE: TALKING DOG!
He rings the doorbell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.
“Do you really talk?” he […]

[Forwarded by Bruce Kent, 2-13-06]
A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the old […]

[Forwarded by Linda Clifford (class of ‘64), 1-23-06]
Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.
The winners are:

Coffee (n.) The person upon whom one coughs.
Flabbergasted (adj.) Appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Abdicate (v.) To give […]

[Submitted by webmaster, 9-2-06]
If you love dogs, you’ll love this video! Click the Play Now button, not the “Video WMV” icon. Double click to enlarge (at lower resolution). And turn your VOLUME up!

 Funny Doggies: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

 Funny Doggies: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download